1.Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.>>> funny inspirational quotes about life to make us more strong.
2.And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.
3.A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust.
4.I had a girlfriend that was so fat her belly button made an echo.>>> funny quote about life for you
2.And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.
3.A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust.
4.I had a girlfriend that was so fat her belly button made an echo.>>> funny quote about life for you
5.The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it.
6.It is not sufficient to be a success, it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
7.I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
8.History is the science of what never happens twice.
9.Do someone a favor and it becomes your job
6.It is not sufficient to be a success, it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
7.I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
8.History is the science of what never happens twice.
9.Do someone a favor and it becomes your job
10.Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
11.All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
12.Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water, it's easier if it's frozen.
13.It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!
14.I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... The study of milkmen
11.All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
12.Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water, it's easier if it's frozen.
13.It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!
14.I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... The study of milkmen
15.The other line always moves faster.
16.One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.
17.In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.
18.I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs
16.One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.
17.In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.
18.I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs
19.I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.
20.I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.
21. Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.
20.I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.
21. Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.
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